SERIOUSLY?

Seriously? You want to buy an Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak???

Just want you to Google "Parody" or "Satire" since this is what this page is about. It was inspired by a 'Mayan' jewelry site that managed to convince over 10,000 nervous people into forking over $49.95 for guaranteed protection against the predicted End of Days. I really think your money can be better spent on something other than "magical beans."

But really, if you do wish to purchase the Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™ I have a special offer for you!

BUY TODAY FOR THE RIDICULOUSLY LOW PRICE OF...

~~$49.95~~
Only $19.99!

...But WAIT! Order today and you'll receive TWO Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloaks™ for the price of ONE!

Read on for more about this special offer!

For that steal-of-a-deal you'll receive TWO Invisible Mystic Mayan Cloaks™ with certificates of authenticity, and TWO Sacred Mayan Power Pebbles all sent by USPS (God knows they need the support.)

Remember, this is the final year you can give or get an Invisible Mystic Mayan Cloaks™ for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Saturnalia, Yuletide or any other winter holiday celebration!

Why am I Doing This???

Aside from wanting to blow the whistle on scammers getting rich off of people's fear, I want to make people laugh... and to make them realize that everything's really going to be ok. Yes, the World is in the midst of a major paradigm shift, people are awakening to our Oneness, and to the idea that we can, by the sheer power of love, gratitude, compassion and yes, humor... can change the World as we know it... for the greater good of all. I do not mean to offend anyone, but hope that we can laugh at ourselves and our own vulnerabilities and foibles for a few minutes.

And... I'm a struggling 99%er, an artist, visionary, psychic (yes, a real one... not a friend of Miss Cleo), a web developer/graphic artist (last job outsourced to India), writer, political activist and an online retailer... among many other things. I do sell some very helpful metaphysical tools in my store Soul2Soul Treasures, but have been growingly irritated by "snake oil salesmen" who've benefited by feeding on peoples' fear with their own brand of "Spiritual Capitalism," which generally consists of getting cheap crap from China, or enlisting people to sell juices, oils or money-making courses and attaching spiritual powers to it. Yes, everything can be a "tool" to improve your life, quantum physics has proven the power of one's intentions and thoughts... but I know bull poopy when I smell it.

So, for your $19.99 you'll be supporting a small independent American business woman (with a warped sense of humor), her small dog with a serious Greenie® addiction, the United States Postal Service, and a yet to be named humanitarian cause... you know, helping those poor saps that can't afford such an elegant, life-saving cloak. The break down is $10.00 for me (cheaper than admission to a comedy club and a 2 drink minimum...Hey! websites don't build and host themselves), $5.00 to charity, and $4.99 for shipping, handling and materials (you think paper grows on trees? And rocks are free?). CLICK HERE to see an example of the items you will be receiving.

Yes! I want to buy TWO Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloaks™ for the price of ONE!

Or maybe you're a brooding loner and only need one Invisible Mystic Mayan Cloak™ ...well, I have a special deal for you this holiday season!

Yes! Send me the "Brooding Loner Special" of One Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™ and one Sacred Mayan Power Pebble for only $10.00!

Ok... maybe you don't think this would make a hilarious gag gift for your boss, card-carrying Tea Party brother-in-law, or don't personally want to hang the certificate of authenticity and Power Pebble in your den. Well, here's another alternative. Please donate what you can to whatever cause you want. If this site made you smile, I would be grateful for your acknowledgment, but even more grateful if you share this site... Hey, get me on Leno! (though I'm really more of a Craig Ferguson gal)

"Yes! You made me laugh... that's worth a couple of bucks!"

Here are some other worthy causes you can donate to

Thank you for visiting! I hope you had fun.

* No written or expressed guarantees are made about the use of alternative, metaphysical or spiritual tools, services and supplies. This site is for entertainment purposes only and is done in parody... "It's a joke son..." ~Foghorn Leghorn